MORE EPITAPHS.....

Here is a few more epitaphs for your enjoyment. Laughter is a mighty healer. These next few have to do with dying on the job, which was considered common back in the late 1800′s. Safety on the job site was not documented to the extent that it is in this century and accidents happened.

Though never a quitter,

Our dearly departed

Finished a job,

He should never have started.

He sought a gas leak

In the dark of the night,

Struck one tiny match

And went out with the light.

~

Snoozy Smith, who snatches naps

Anytime and place, perhaps

Pulled last week his greatest blunder;

Napped in a field and got plowed under!

Please take these postings with a light heart. I know that if I’m around after I die, I would like to see my family laughing instead of crying. They want to hear it like it really is! These are classic and take some wit to create.